Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Am I REALLY that fat?

I'm walking into work today with a Subway bag in hand and my big brown poofy down jacket on and this chinesse lady from Investments comes up and rubs my belly and says, Are you pregnant? In her Chinesse accent and all. OK! Make my craptacular day worse please...have I really gained that much weight? Granted I know that I've gained like 5-7 but I blame that on my PCOS. Alright-I should blame half on myself half on PCOS but no, its on going on this durn disease God has so gracisly placed upon me. My BFF Shawna offered to hit her (not literally of course) but I did, and still do, feel like crying...part of me wanted to say RUB IT IN MY FACE LADY but I didn't. I just said, no and kept going. She appologized but whatever

Ok, pity party for 1 over......

2 comments:

Got Grammer said...

I will still so go punch her in the face. You tell me what floor and I am there!

And you are not that fat. You my dear are a thing or beauty and I eveny your waist and your sence of style.

Anonymous said...

Jessica- No you are not fat the woman is just stupid! Maybe she is just seeing into the future! Love ya!